When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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