Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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