Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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