my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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