No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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