I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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