Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Oh god it's open bar.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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