it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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