oh god the rape fog is back!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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