You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
