You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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