physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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