so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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