On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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