doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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