AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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