ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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