So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The feeling are messing with the penis
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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