I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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