Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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