You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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