I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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