i don't like sucking hair
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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