i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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