I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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