we have officially lost it.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
being pregnant is like rehab
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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