just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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