READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
