apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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