D3 body, D1 cock
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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