I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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