we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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