I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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