when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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