It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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