"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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