How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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