I think scott just propositioned me for sex
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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