You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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