This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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