Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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