I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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