Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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