i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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