There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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