He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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