He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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