Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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