found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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