i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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