There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
