Do vagina's smell?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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