we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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